Chicken Jokes!
Q: What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other?
A: Ham and eggs!
Q: Why did the chicken join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks!
Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement?
A: She laid a sidewalk!
Q: Why did the cactus cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's back!
"Three-Legged Chicken"
A man was driving down the free way when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see this, as he was traveling 50 mph. He accelerated to 60 mph and the chicken was still running alongside him. He accelerated to 75 mph and the chicken passed him. He noticed that the chicken had three legs, so he followed him and ended up at a farm. He got out of the car and noticed all the chickens had three legs. So he asked the farmer, "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer looked at him and said, "Everyone likes chicken legs so I bred a three-legged chicken! I'm going to be a millionaire!" The man asked the farmer what they tasted like. "Don't know," he said. "Haven't caught one yet."
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
A: An alarm cluck!
Q: What goes peck, peck, peck, BOOM!!!!?
A: A chicken in a mine field!
Q: Why did the rooster run away?
A: He was a chicken!
Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!
Q: Who tells chicken jokes?
A: Comedihens!
Q: What did the sick chicken say?
A: "I have the People Pox"
Q: What do you call a chicken with a disability?
A: Hendicapped!
Q: What religious man do chickens fear the most?
A: The friar (if you don't get it, look up the definition of a friar.)
Two Hillbillies meet each other on the road. One is carrying a sack. "Hey Billy Bob," calls out to the other. "What you got in the bag?"
"Some chickens."
"Hey if I guess how many you have in the bag will you give me one of em?"
"Heck Joe Bob, if you guess how much chickens I got in here I'll give you **both** of em!"
"Alright!.....er....5?
Q: Didja hear about the sign da farmer put on his chicken coop?
A: It said, ALL EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HENS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK!
What side of a chicken has the most feathers?
The outside!
Q: What is wrong with chickens?
A: They have been genetically altered so that they always cross roads.
A: Ham and eggs!
Q: Why did the chicken join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks!
Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement?
A: She laid a sidewalk!
Q: Why did the cactus cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's back!
"Three-Legged Chicken"
A man was driving down the free way when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see this, as he was traveling 50 mph. He accelerated to 60 mph and the chicken was still running alongside him. He accelerated to 75 mph and the chicken passed him. He noticed that the chicken had three legs, so he followed him and ended up at a farm. He got out of the car and noticed all the chickens had three legs. So he asked the farmer, "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer looked at him and said, "Everyone likes chicken legs so I bred a three-legged chicken! I'm going to be a millionaire!" The man asked the farmer what they tasted like. "Don't know," he said. "Haven't caught one yet."
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
A: An alarm cluck!
Q: What goes peck, peck, peck, BOOM!!!!?
A: A chicken in a mine field!
Q: Why did the rooster run away?
A: He was a chicken!
Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!
Q: Who tells chicken jokes?
A: Comedihens!
Q: What did the sick chicken say?
A: "I have the People Pox"
Q: What do you call a chicken with a disability?
A: Hendicapped!
Q: What religious man do chickens fear the most?
A: The friar (if you don't get it, look up the definition of a friar.)
Two Hillbillies meet each other on the road. One is carrying a sack. "Hey Billy Bob," calls out to the other. "What you got in the bag?"
"Some chickens."
"Hey if I guess how many you have in the bag will you give me one of em?"
"Heck Joe Bob, if you guess how much chickens I got in here I'll give you **both** of em!"
"Alright!.....er....5?
Q: Didja hear about the sign da farmer put on his chicken coop?
A: It said, ALL EMPLOYEES MUST WASH HENS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK!
What side of a chicken has the most feathers?
The outside!
Q: What is wrong with chickens?
A: They have been genetically altered so that they always cross roads.
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